Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday Haiku


Jean shirted poo man,
Mugging Iowa Corn Girls,
And Morkless Mindy.

Hey, filthy hobo
Get out of that Midwest dorm
Leave farm girls to me

— Mr. White

Picnic blanket hott
Gets bunny ears from sister.
“Desiree, QUIT IT!!!”

— boatbutter

Hillbilly found bic.
Hillbilly put bic to his chest.
Hillbilly smooth now.

— Rage and lust in the time of Holbrooks

Billy Ray Douchebag
Molesting those hotts hurts my
Achy breaky brain

— Father Guido Sardouchey

A waxed chest is sexy?
Hot girls say “Yes!” with their boobies
Can’t see douchiness

— JoMama

# posted by douchebag1

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