Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday Haiku


Hmm… Iron Man II,
Not the direction I’d guessed.
Dane Cook as Robin?

Day job at WalMart
Stocking the shelves in housewares
Shoplifted an iron

– Vin Douchal

Waxing on and off
Did not mean your chest, Scrote Bag
Miyagi has failed

— Anon – Bender Douche

Iron Man Kravitz
steams Gyllenhaal wannabe
Now where’s the short bus?

– Anonymous

Yo babes, check me out!
I ironed these pants myself
Where’d these holes come from?

— Anonymous

Hirohito douche
Imitates Stevie Wonder
Deserves Seppuku

— Anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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