Friday, May 29, 2009
Friday Haiku
Grey Goose and Red Bull,
Fuels tiny Chiquita hott,
And Teddy the ‘Tard.
If she drinks all that
Her blood alc. will be point-eight.
Kill the pain, wee Bleeth.
— Mr. White
Red Bull gives you wings
Grey Goose gives you douchitude
Bleeth gives you the clap
— Father Guido Sardouchey
Please, Jules Winnfield, quote
Ezekiel twenty-five:
seventeen; shoot douche
— Anonymous
Tiny latin lass
Please beat Matthew Lillard’s ass
Bell rings- back to class
— J-Pompous
I want little Hott
Greg Brady’s Tiki Idol
Surfer Douche must find
— Anonymous
Ezekial 25:
17 Lay down vengeance to
this Douchebag and Bleeth
— JoMama
