Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Haiku


Grey Goose and Red Bull,
Fuels tiny Chiquita hott,
And Teddy the ‘Tard.

If she drinks all that
Her blood alc. will be point-eight.
Kill the pain, wee Bleeth.

— Mr. White

Red Bull gives you wings
Grey Goose gives you douchitude
Bleeth gives you the clap

— Father Guido Sardouchey

Please, Jules Winnfield, quote
Ezekiel twenty-five:
seventeen; shoot douche

— Anonymous

Tiny latin lass
Please beat Matthew Lillard’s ass
Bell rings- back to class

— J-Pompous

I want little Hott
Greg Brady’s Tiki Idol
Surfer Douche must find

— Anonymous

Ezekial 25:
17 Lay down vengeance to
this Douchebag and Bleeth

— JoMama

# posted by douchebag1

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