Saturday, May 2, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


And my original Friday Thoughts and Links, as written earlier:

On this pensive Pink Xenu Friday, I contemplate the joys of rubbing the Boobie Suckle Thigh’s Suckle Thigh softly.

It feels like warm pecan pie. I want to bite it.

And for that, I give thanks to an angry and vengeful God by sacrificing a Peeps.

Here’s your Friday Links:

HCwDB of the Month winning British model fondling uberdouche, Crimson Ted, gets the “Face” treatment over at Break.com.

When the hot chick and douchebag merge in a singularity of suck, we get: Douchebaguette.

Sign #243 of the coming Scrotocalpyse, Ed Hardy now makes Vodka. There truly is no hope.

He’s in New Jersey, Bitch.

Steve Porter’s Slap Chop Remix is sheer genius. The Breakin’ footage transforms this from merely inspired into the art of the sublime.

Enjoy the psychadelic brilliance that is The Cult of Kade’s Nostrils. And I’m seriously thinking about attending Kade Bash ’09 on June 20th.

And finally, for all of your hard work this week, you’ve earned it. Your Friday Ass Pear.

# posted by douchebag1

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