Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


It’s Doggie ‘Baggin’ Friday here at HCwDB!!

Everyone grab a white belt and do the double grind!!

And by everyone I mean this guy. And by this guy, I mean this guy’s sideways “gang-sign” just made the ghost of Biggie take up knitting.

And, on an unrelated note, I didn’t care about Star Trek until I saw the Burger King collectable glasses. And yes, I will be collecting all of them. Judge me if you must.

Here’s your Friday Links:

Scrotal Icon of 2004 and former trucker, Ashton Kutcher, and his BFF, legendary douchebag John Mayer, now tweet at each other across cyberspace. Can untalent be virtual? Lets ask someone I trust.

Internet greasball thespian of taint, the unlegendary laughingstock Arthur Kade takes on a punching bag. And loses. Kade style.

Which makes you more of a douche bong, the fact you’re covering Toto’s Africa? Or the “air piano” sequence at 3:10? I’m voting “air piano.”

The Crimson King brings a whole lot of bodybuilder Orange, and even two choady sidekicks, but no hotts, sadly.

NBA something-or-other, Chris Anderson, aka “The Birdman” is one running three-point hook shot of taint.

Hall of Hotter, The Holy Blue Triangle is still going strong.

I’m not sure about this whole new Tropicana/Mountain Dew campaign they just unveiled, Orange Jews. Still, it’s gotta do better than that whole misguided “Muslim Berry” energy drink from last year.

Zubaz pants iz making a comeback. Stop! Hammertime.

And, since you’ve been good, here’s your Friday Ass Pear: The Garden of Ass Pear Delights.

# posted by douchebag1

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