Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


If Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs were adjectives, I would speak them.

If Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs were perjoratives, I would curse them.

If Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs were negatives, I would deny them.

If Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs were coffee beans, I would grind them up, brew them, then slobber on them like a Pavlov-trained dog in a bell factory.

Here’s your Friday links:

The trailer for the show is now up at MTV.com: Is She Really Going Out With Him? Checkitout.

In Jerzey, they pump fists, not gas. Insert requisite fist pumping joke here. (warning: no hotts in video, only TopGun-esque heteroized homoerotica)

Anonymous Internet Uberchoad (AIU) Arthur Kade lists his mocking on HCwDB as part of his Press Coverage (scroll down). I gotta get this guy on the show. Or not.

Gawker tags the World’s Richest Douchebag. And Gawker even uses the word “douchebag” to describe him, even though they keep trying to retire the word. Nice try but it’s here to stay, Gawkerbags.

Ed Hardy sells decals. Another piece of the collective soul of human accomplishment peels off, shrivels up, and dies.

The biggest douche in the NBA.

Staten Island. Where Hotts and Douches go to fight.

Mega sharks? Giant Octopus? Deborah Gibson? Lorenzo Lamas? I’m there.

The Gotti Family is in foreclosure. I don’t know if I should really make fun of people losing their homes, but hey, blowouts.

And finally… because you’ve been good…

EDIT: Due to complaints about potential photoshopping in the South American Ass Pears I so generously provided, I am removing them.

To make up for any potential ass fakery, I give you the very real, very genuune Ass Pear La Plante #4 (with partial face-view bonus)

Mmmm… what a way to drift into Friday night…

# posted by douchebag1

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