Monday, May 4, 2009

Grad School Melissa and Whiffy the Clown


Melissa is ballet trained, graceful, and smells like lilacs. She likes to practice yoga, loves Desperate Housewives, and is a huge fan of books by Michael Chabon and David Sidaris.

Melissa is a part time artist and an expert sculptor. For her uncle John’s sixtieth birthday, she made him a beautiful abstract figure out of clay.

In September, Melissa will go to grad school and major in Interior Design.

Melissa is dating this choad. Whiffy the Clown.

A Daoist monk in Uttar Pradesh just lit his balls on fire in protest.

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