Monday, May 4, 2009

HCwDB of the Week

Okay, I received a bunch of emails demanding a Weekly this week, even though I wasn’t gonna do it. You’re right. Rain or shine, the site needs it’s Weekly. Even if these pics aren’t uberdouchey, they must be processed.

So I hopped in the shower, scrubbed off the residual Doritos residue left on me from last night’s festivities, and here are your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Popeye the Scroter Man

For classic douchewank, Popeye gets his shot.

Super-tight Ed Hardy tee.

Double muscle plus cig move.

Blocking a lineup of five quite tasty ladies of the suckle thigh?

For shame, Popeye.

Douche Kills.

Tall blonde on the right would crush my inner thigh with her power boots. And I would take it like a whimpering boy.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Chia Hawk

Chia Hawk makes splash?

Chia Hawk finds love.

Busting the dog tags, the actual mo’ (so gelled, even poolwater can’t make it go limp), the chin pubes, and most importantly…

The Dual Middle Finger.

Skinny Carmacita is a little too chiquita skinny for maximum hottage, but picture #2 definitely places her in the good to go category.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Tattoo

Gaybaggrery? Not so fast.

As you know, I tend to dismiss Gaybags from the conversation not because gaybags can’t be douchebags, they of course can, but because since they pose no threat to the hott’s suckle thigh, they simply do not bother me.

That being said, Tattoo is simply echoing gayscrotery for the purposes of boobwankery.

And that last sentence was Hemingway quality. Thank you. Thank you for your linguistic accolades.

And don’t forget the great Tom Petty lyric, a Tattoo two.

So them’s your three.

Which combo of hottie and boobie and choady and chin pude most deserves our collective mock?

Vote, as ever, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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