Thursday, May 28, 2009

“His Sister Shaves It” by Jess

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Reader Jess writes in with a rant about her douchey ex-boyfriend. I’ve rearranged the email structurally (but left it unedited) to create a form of outsider art poetry:

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“His Sister Shaves It”
by Jess

I think these photos speak for themselves.
This guy is a complete douche.
Wouldnt even have sex.
Shaved his back constantly, and slept with neosporin on his face everynight.
Farted when he DID have sex.
Farted when he ate.
Farted when he slept.
farted.
Drove like an asshole.
Punched his sister in the ass.
Makes NO money at age 27 and lives at home complaining about the generic brand of toilet paper his father buys.
Goes to the gym everyday but somehow gets fatter!!!!
his mother still wipes his ass.
His sister shaves it.
Please, I beg of you, put this up. I have been a fan of your site for a while and think youre a genious!

Yours truly,
Jess
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Cool, daddio. I’m hep to that.

# posted by douchebag1

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