Thursday, May 21, 2009

Jimmy


Jimmy so badly wants to be douchey. He’s got the hat tilt. The overpriced shirt from Nordstroms. The “rocker” hand gesture. Jimmy’s even recently finished a tasty cherry Lifesaver.

But all sexy sweet take-home-to-mom Kara can do is give him a pity hug.

For Jimmy is douche-wannabe.

As such, he is nonthreatening. Clownish. A douchal echo.

But that is not an excuse for that getup. He is still to be mocked.

# posted by douchebag1

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