Saturday, May 30, 2009
Luigi the Scroteface
After a heavy night of drinking, Luigi’s scrunchy face feels like your humble narrator’s head.
Oh Jerz Hott on the right. You resemble the bitchy girl in Teen Wolf, and so for that, I would perform a cameo in the high school production of Gone With the Wind.
But only as myself. Not as The Wolf.
Because if the 1980s taught us anything, it’s that we have to be ourselves. After we pretend to be someone else, drive expensive cars, wear nice clothes, and bang the hot bitchy chicks. Then, we can be ourselves.
