Thursday, May 14, 2009

Melvin The Zebra


Sorry Melvin.

Simply tattooing the location of the Ark of the Covenant on your left pec and wearing the proverbial Raiders cap is not enough to compensate for the zebra pants.

You are not “gangsta.”

Stephanie may giggle coyly. But she still thinks you smell like week old Bodyspray.

# posted by douchebag1

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