Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

I shared the brilliance that is HCwDB at a Joomla Day (software conference/party) last year, while a few of the speakers and myself were killing some time before a flight.

We sat on three different laptops, all looking at the same HoS member and laughing hysterically, then switching to another until 4 hours had passed and it was time to jet.

Fast forward a year, the next conference I attend is in Las Vegas, basically my home turf. At the conference’s after party, we hung at a private cabana and all of a sudden a total douche walks up to the steps and starts to dance like an organ grinder’s monkey, presumably to impress our women and get us to invite him up. We gave each other a look and encouraged one of the crew to pull out a camera to document his douchery.

Dancing next to him was a lovely Asian woman in a red dress, pictured here. We encouraged our ass clown to get the girl to pose with him in the picture so we could make it to the site. To our surprise, she totally did it. We laughed our asses off for 10 seconds after the photo was taken, then immediately offered the lady a drink for her trouble.

Thank you for giving us HCwDB to enjoy on the lonely nights spent programming.