Reader Mail: Franco ‘Baggin’
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Dear DB1,
I discovered your website a couple days ago and I can’t figure out how I managed to survive for over 30 years without it. I was just checking a photo album from a party a “friend” of mine (she’s actually a douche-lover and coincidentally provides me with a whole bunch of quality douchepics) poste on Facebook this morning. I couldn’t help it, I had to do my first contribution do HCwDB.
The party took place in my city, Paris, the European capital of douchebags. Hope you’ll enjoy this cheese-smelling douche.
Enjoy!
Monsieur LaDouche
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I’ve always had deep respect for French academia. From Foucault to Baudrillard, French intelligentsia has reconfigured 20th and 21st century philosophy, culture, art and politics. Which are all, of course, intertwined in neo-modern critical discourse.
And by discourse, I mean glorious French ass pear. Brigitte Bardot. Catherine Deneuve. Sophie Marceau. Emmanuelle Beart. Mmmm. They are curvy, squishy, soft critical discourses of linguistic deconstruction.
And by critically deconstructed, I mean by me. At length. With cocoa oils and a large, vibrating egg.
