Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Reader Mail: HCwDB on MTV


EDIT: Got a takedown request, so swapped it out with this pic of Jonah Hill douching it up.

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Scent of a Douche writes in about the show:

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DB1,

You sir, are either a complete sell-out fraud or a god damn genius. I’m not sure if this has been addressed in the comments; mainly because I can’t bring myself to click on the link. But. M…T…V…

The societal cheerleader for scrotewankism? The one channel (besides YES- I f&cking hate Michael Kay) that makes me go from puppy-petting to beating-my-wife as I accidentally flip by?

Was the lure of riches and hott too much to overcome? Or are you more devious than that? Sitting there, stroking your mustache and holding a perpetually burning bomb? Do you travel into the belly of the beast to bring about cultural revolution? To show us, as our leader, that you will run through hell with a gas can? To entice us to say “NO MORE ASSHATERY”? I’m confused.

Please enjoy this tasty young blonde, who fleetingly made out with me at a party and never returned my phone calls.

– Scent of a Douche
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To take our mission of hottie/douchey mocking to the next level, we must go where few have gone before and returned without trucker cap and hat tilt. But journey we must as we continue down the path of societal enlightenment.

Give it a chance. Not everything can or should translate from website to show, but I think we’re making some hilarious, compelling, and scrote mockingly enjoyable TV.

But you will always have the site. My fridge is stocked with bottles of Thunderbird, tasty processed sugar cakes, and plenty of emails in the folder to go through to keep the site rocking while I sit around and scratch myself and dream of boobie hottie suckle thigh.

# posted by douchebag1

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