Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Stu


I hate to admit it, but I kinda like Stu.

Sure he’s got “integrity” tattooed over his belly button just above a cross. Which would be a contradiction in terms. And sure he’s got eight inches of mandana covering the receding hairline.

But Stu reminds me of that minimally employed gym teacher I had in high school. The guy who ran the “Weight Training” class and snapped towels at the football players. Dreaming of his glory days back when he was 16. And I can’t hate on that guy. For he was a minimally employed gym teacher.

Well, maybe I can. Just a bit.

As to the triumvirate of lovely Brunettes, I would softly Lysol wipe each of their bums, and then place crackers and cheese upon them.

# posted by douchebag1

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