Monday, May 11, 2009
Swiffer Head
Okay, this is the second time we’ve seen this type of Swiffer Head in four days.
What type of hair is that? I don’t know whether to mock its douchey ridiculousness or clean the dust off my counter tops.
And I see you, Red Bulled up blondes.
You are nice. Brunette is naughty.
Together, you talk endlessly about last night’s Grey’s Anatomy until I grow bored and fall asleep.
