Saturday, May 2, 2009

Tattoo Likes to Party


EDIT: Looks like this finally published, from earlier today:

I’d almost be inclined to give a nottadouche pass to the short guy who uses the hair spike to make himself taller in presence of the Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh.

But neckdana? Ridiculous glasses? “Party” t-shirt?

Sorry, Tattoo. No forgiveness. You get a stage-2 Vegas Douche, even if you did sniff out an Ass Pear.

Mmmm. Noelle. You are clumsy and awkward, and your modeling career has only led to skeezy guys hitting on you in sketchy one-room offices in Queens. But I still respect you for your mind.

# posted by douchebag1

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