Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Krakenbag


Krakenbags are a lesser known form of aqua douchewankery.

First spotted emerging from the primordial ooze of lower Staten Island, Krakenbags are a recent addition to the Greasus Scroterus species.

Noted for their incredibly thin facial pubes, large poisonous blowout hairstyles, and propensity to disrobe at the mere sight of a camera, Krakenbags are often found swimming in small groups and preying on disaffected NYU sophomores.

Like poor Karen, pictured here.

This’ll teach her dad to pay more attention to her.

# posted by douchebag1

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