Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Krakenbag
Krakenbags are a lesser known form of aqua douchewankery.
First spotted emerging from the primordial ooze of lower Staten Island, Krakenbags are a recent addition to the Greasus Scroterus species.
Noted for their incredibly thin facial pubes, large poisonous blowout hairstyles, and propensity to disrobe at the mere sight of a camera, Krakenbags are often found swimming in small groups and preying on disaffected NYU sophomores.
Like poor Karen, pictured here.
This’ll teach her dad to pay more attention to her.