Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Party Pud


It’s not the shrug + iPhone pose that bothers me so much.

Nor the spikey blowout and Tom Cruise jacket.

Nor the blocking of the lineup of multicultural hott.

Well, okay. That last one does task me like a leech to the groin.

No, it’s the white belt that renders the Party Pud a plethora of pedantic putritude. That kicks me in the cosmic nads like a metaphysical jack boot.

For it is very, very pooey.

# posted by douchebag1

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