Friday, June 5, 2009

All That Jazz: Miami Beach Touring Company


I get that the whole updating of a Bob Fosse musical means you gotta take some liberties with costume.

But really. Making the Roy Scheider character a chest shaving scrote-stain? Not a good choice.

As to the hotts, the answer is yes, I would indeed Kander their Ebbs and Comden their Greens. I would Sweet their Charities and Fiddler their Roofs, then softly hum “We Should Light the Candle” from Rent while massaging their toesies and groping their thighs.

Yes, even the intimidating brunette on the right. For her corpus poses a delightful challenge that I would snack on like a hungry sea bass. Judge me if you must, but that girl gets freaky.

# posted by douchebag1

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