Saturday, June 20, 2009

Ask DB1: Baby 'Bag Ribs

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DB1 –

Help. My 5 year old kid (white) is already giving hand signs, loves techno music and thinks any tricked out car is cool. This scares the shit out of me as he is already showing signs of bag development.

Can it be stopped? How?

Scared!
Mike

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There is only one solution, Mike. Sell him into the North Prussian white slave market.

Bedouin spice traders often conscript young apprentices to till the harvest soil, fetch rice bundles and stitch Nikes. You will get good price.

You should easily get 10-20Gs for the little one. Even with the tatts and bling lowering his value by approximately 10-15% in a deflated market.

# posted by douchebag1

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