Friday, June 19, 2009

Ask DB1: Smells Like Ed Hardy


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DB1 –

I was driving on I-95 in Connecticut yesterday when I saw a gorgeous hottie in the car next to me. I was checking her out when I noticed an Ed Hardy air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Two questions immediately came to mind. First, what level of bleeth does it put this woman at? Second, what does such an air freshener smell like? All I can think of is a combination of sweat, AXE, and spilled liquor.

– Carsick in Connecticut
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To help explain the malodorous nature of Ed Hardy Air Fresheners, I’ve asked HCwDB Finalist Lumpy to come by and reenact.

Attempting to simulate one of our senses by creating artistic representations for one of our other senses is one of the most difficult challenges an artist can face. But Lumpy is a true artist. I think you’ll agree that if images could smell, Lumpy has, indeed, created an image of the odor you seek.

As to the Bleeth? Without more evidence, I’d say it’s a solid stage-2.

# posted by douchebag1

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