Monday, June 8, 2009

Breaking: Susan Partridge Dating a Danny Bonadouchey


Courtesy of WWTDD, we have breaking news that noted classic 1970s TV character Susan Partridge went to Vegas this weekend to hook up with a Danny Bonnadouchey.

In a related story, Mr. Brady never liked the Beaver.

EDIT: I admit this post is rather confusing, but the joke was since she’s “Audrina Patridge” I’d do a Partridge family runner. That led me into a Bonnadouchey joke, which then led me to slip in a gag about Mr. Brady’s noted non-heterosexuality via “The Beaver.” Yup, the humor’s collapsing under the weight of too many tangential pop culture riffs. Time to start drinkin’.

# posted by douchebag1

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