Friday, June 5, 2009

Friday Haiku


Scrotevil Plague strikes,
Bikini Blonde infected
Where the sun don’t shine.

Ronnie James Dio
Never intended for such
misuse of goat horns.

— Douche Wayne

This is what happens
When you sleep under piles
of wet anime.

— Mr. White

Test subject from the
“Jackson Pollock School of Tatts”
Needs new part-time job

— Vin Douchal

Bleeth prepares last words
In ‘Bag sign language before
Stepping off gallows.

— Crucial Head

Wall of graffiti
Wants to whisper in your ear
Turns out – just a ‘bag

— saulgoode42

# posted by douchebag1

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