Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday Haiku

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Scary Jerz Nipple,
Meathead gets kissed in mall shop,
Bro pumps fists, not gas.


Tank top shows man-tit
Really gets his mom horny
Or he found a job

– Allah Choad

“Bros, do youse ever
feels existential sadness
when youse wit’ girls? Bras?”

— Mr. White

Oh, Brooks Brothers Hott…
Your Connecticut good looks
Deserve so much more!

— boatbutter

Can’t see much of Hott,
Other than poor taste in men,
And penchant for moobs.

— Amerigo Vesdouchey

Finally a dude
Gets good service from a chick
At the DMV.

— Zen Wizard

Mom helps me pack, and
welcomes the freshman fifteen
gained in one nipple.

-Chuck Choadelaire

# posted by douchebag1

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