Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hoverbag #692: "Happy Guy Lick"


Many times on this site we’ve tagged the Hoverbag category of douche.

The ‘bag who refuses to get the hell out of the picture during a sapphic kiss and instead disrupts the moment.

But here is the noted “Happy Guy Lick” — the idea that not only must one disrupt the kiss, but use one’s own tongue to giggle-mock the event.

This is an automatic +1 douching throw, and elevates Mack from a standard stage-2 club lizard to an extremely punchable stage-3.

As to the hotts, their soft hand caresses speak of a world without war, with daisies and petunias growing on every street corner, and me quietly humping a mailbox in the background.

# posted by douchebag1

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