Saturday, June 20, 2009

Maria and Future Gas Attendant Union Member #304


Clearly we have an uberdouche of chinstrapfung proportions. Of that there can be no debate. His ant-line chin fung deserves mock.

But what to make of Maria? Part of me is convinced she is plump lipped tasty boobed phenomenal hottitude.

Other parts of me are thrown by the excessive makeup.

Heck with it.

It’s Saturday and I’m already cracked into my fourth PBR. I’m a’goin’ with it. I vote Hot Chick.

# posted by douchebag1

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