Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Urban Cowbag


We haven’t busted a truly Southern cowbag in awhile.

That preening dressup rodeo clown, who corrals tasty, quality suckle thigh like Suzie, and then shows off his dickie. Note also the designer dog-tags, key to the classic Cowboy look.

The second pic in this sequence doesn’t tell us much more about the Cowbag, but it does tell me that I’d nuzzle up in Suzie’s armpit like a feral hamster, and then cry softly to sleep. Yes, she’s got the crazy eyes. But I would forgive. Because, boobies.

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