Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A Nice Gentleman Who is Not a Douche


I can’t tell if I should mock this bizarro commingling of Latin King and Nordic Goth, or cower behind my bed and hope I do not end up with the proverbial cap in mine ass.

Ah screw it. What’s one more angry douche who wants to kick my ass?

His chin contains a swarm of angry carpenter ants, pissed about the lack of decor.

Elvira would read me Grimm fairytales in their original German, and then I would rub her toes with tea tree oil.

# posted by douchebag1

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