Friday, July 31, 2009

Ask DB1: "The Murse"


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Hey DB1,

I live in Vancouver which is sometimes referred to as “hollywood north” so while Van isn’t the douche epicenter that LA is, we do get our fair share.

I cant help but notice that, along with ed hardy/affliction/true religion jeans/etc many douchescrotes are fond of the man purse or “murse”. Basically a fanny pack wrapped around your torso that costs $800.

This falls right into line, along with manscaping, guyliner, tight-ass ts, piercings and accessorizing traits that the douche manifests.

Do you concur that “Murse” equals autodouche???

— Joe DoucheBaggio.
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Q.E.D. good sir. Quod Erat Douchemonstrandum.

Well argued, and we will add the Murse to the list of douchetributes to be tracked as we prep for the impending Ed Hardy Scrotocalypse in 2010.

# posted by douchebag1

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