Sunday, July 12, 2009

Breaking: Jon Minus Kate Plus Ed Hardy = Scrotocalypse


I’m not really sure who Jon Gosselin is, but people keep emailing this story, so I’m gonna run it.

Apparently Gosselin has a reality show about living in a commune with nine people or something. It’s some form of alternative lifestyle like the Valentine Michael Smith character in Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land might lead. Weird bathing and water rituals abound.

So why post this non-famous turd?

Because Radar Online has noted one of the key signs of the impending Scrotocalpse — that this TV Douche flew to France to meet with none other than Christian Audiger about working for Ed Hardy.

Ah.

It all starts to come together.

The war against the hott/douche is entering a new phase.

# posted by douchebag1

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