Monday, July 6, 2009

Breaking: Tiki Douche Brings Hott to Sacrifice


Hoping to impress the angry Island God of Scrotebaggery, Umbata Grease Haira, the Tiki Douche has brought an academic virgin to be sacrificed.

By sacrificed, I mean get fondled on the dance floor to badly remixed techno.

And by academic virgin, I mean she’s never taken an international course. In European History. Or a foreign language.

Because “international course” sounds like “Interc…” oh forget it. Where’s my leftover Thunderbird?

# posted by douchebag1

Leave a Reply

What is 4 + 5 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)