Monday, July 6, 2009
Breaking: Tiki Douche Brings Hott to Sacrifice
Hoping to impress the angry Island God of Scrotebaggery, Umbata Grease Haira, the Tiki Douche has brought an academic virgin to be sacrificed.
By sacrificed, I mean get fondled on the dance floor to badly remixed techno.
And by academic virgin, I mean she’s never taken an international course. In European History. Or a foreign language.
Because “international course” sounds like “Interc…” oh forget it. Where’s my leftover Thunderbird?
