Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday Haiku


Pammy and Gemma,
Picnic with roses, candles,
And Ivan Drago.

Coors Light cowboy hat
Attracts pool scrote into lap
Eyes hurt from chlor-douche

— Choada the Hutt

Wedding party Sting,
Macks on bridesmaid hots with hat,
Da da doo doo dont.

— Colussus of Choads

It’s SpoogeGirl SquareHat
Mingling with all her fans
Whiter shade of fail.

— Crucial Head

White party faux pas.
Leaving shart stains on ladies
Is oft frowned upon.

— End the Habedouchery

flour power cult:
proselytizing pizza
throwers mock moonies

— euripidouche

# posted by douchebag1

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