Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Haiku


Unearned Dog-Tag bling
jingles as teethy brunettes,
hope for free cosmos.

So sorry Pierre
Axl Rose is atheist
Not club Catholic.

— Douche Vader

“Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
Cobra Kai douchebag’s about
To get nuts crane kicked.

— Crucial Head

Right: let’s call you gums.
Left: not saucy, but cheeky.
Pinch one off between.

— Blazer

Vampire-esque head tilt
Entrances brunette Bellas
God, I hate Twilight

— J-Pompous

We lost some good men
over there; dog-tagged douche bag
wasn’t one of them.

— Anon Gee Bee

# posted by douchebag1

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