Friday, July 24, 2009

Friday Haiku


Choads ‘n hott do shots,
Ubiquitous Red Cups know,
Fratbags smell like poo.

Second Amendment
Be damned; these here guns should be
outlawed and taken.

– Douche Wayne

today will be nuts.
I don’t even know this chick.
we should light our farts.

— Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride

Mary Louise P.
Retires from the show “Weeds”
Now on show called “Taints”

– Vin Douchal

Hott is very hott.
Boobies like tangy lemons.
They need my sucklage.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

what chances does a
lonely red cup, for the love
of a surfer chick

– euripidouche

# posted by douchebag1

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