Friday, July 31, 2009

Friday Haiku


Nintendo time, kids,
“Super ‘Baggio’s World: Poo,”
Princess Peach, jump high!

Vatican reveals
Nun and Priest makeover show
Brought by Ed Hardy

— Jean Claude Van Douche

Frosted tipped douchebag
Cut on arm not deep enough
Next time slice clean through

– Justin

Smells like Ed Hardy
Only one getting close is
Paid To Pose Hott….Boobs!

— Dunkin Scrotenuts

Steroid injections,
Tanning Bed, breast implants, bling…
Still feel dead inside

– Anonymous

Wears a woman’s blouse
Arms like cellophane wrapped hams
Bleeth wants her shirt back

— HusslinHoosier

# posted by douchebag1

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