Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


I’m convinced that HCwDB legend Samurai Scrote is actually Sacha Baron Cohen. Although S.S. is looking kinda snappy here. His lady friend actually may be the bigger douche.

Only Samurai Scrote has such power of HCwDB reversal.

I enjoyed the surprisingly good Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist last night, which was like Juno, except set in the real world and written about real people.

And it introduced me to my latest Semitic brunette obsession, Kat Dennings. Slap some librarian glasses on Ms. Dennings, and I would be forced to nuzzle and graze upon her discarded bobbysocks like a cracked up millipede, and then dance the Watusi wearing only a potato sack discarded by her great aunt Gertrude.

I would read her “Frog and Toad are Friends” by candle light until she yawned and texted her famous Hollywood friends to get her the hell out of my basement.

Yep. It’s Friday. And your humble narrator is losing it.

Here’s your Friday links:

Prinz Maximilian Michael Von Asshat. Time to fire bomb Dresden again.

Retro HCwDB: Wildwood, N.J. 1994. They have checks to cash.

Nightscroter David Hasselhoff douches up London. Although Kitt did rule.

I can’t tell if I should be flattered or sue them for a cut of the gate.

Christian Audigier shits on a motorcycle.

Things to do in Denver when you’re an oldbag. Poor dog.

And of course, I would never forget your reward for another week of ‘bag mocking and hottie lusting. Here it is, Ass Pear #10.

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