Friday, July 24, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


No random thoughts on this Friday as I contemplate that Cheetos Man is not to be trifled with.

Well, maybe that is my random thought.

Cheetos Man. Do not mess with his argyle patterns and weedy hair.

Here are your links:

Douchebag V. Monkey: The Monologue is the most brilliantly written and delivered single character theatrical masterpiece on the internets. It is Samuel Beckett by way of Quentin Tarantino by way of Bertolt Brecht by way of David Mamet by way of Ice Cube by way of a giant wigga douchenozzle. It is a masterwork. “Squeezy don’t beg.”

Just when you thought E-Blo would never find a doucherhero sidekick to help him fight facial expressions and conscious thought: E-Blo and Robin.

D-Bag t-shirts, only $200 dollars each. Or, in this case, on sale for $169. What a bargain.

My comment that I didn’t know who Peter Andre was on Monday resulted in a flood of emails to “educate” me, with the best/worst being this slice of musical scrote pie (complete with black rasta background singers to give him “street cred”)

Model hooks up with Mickey Roarke, regrets it in the morning. And yes, Mickey Roarke is a celebubag.

And vis-a-vis the Douchebag V. Monkey monologue, how about Hot Chicks with Chimpanzees.

Rule of thumb: If you name your new line of douche wristwatches “Super Bad Ass”, they are, in fact, neither super, nor bad ass.

I’m not the big fan of mashups, when DJs combine two songs to create a new song, but this Rick Astley + Nirvana combo is pretty genius.

Biff rules.

And finally, because you’ve been good, here’s some tri-color Triple Vegas Ass Pear to carry you onward until dawn.

# posted by douchebag1

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