Monday, July 20, 2009

HCwDB of the Week

It’s our last Weekly before the HCwDB of the Month next Monday, so lets make it count. Here’s your nominees:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Gunny

Tongue licky annoyance, a bevy of hottness on his arms, and the stupidest belt buckle this side of “the Destroyer” (entry #2) makes Gunny a formidable clown in the Weekly.

And lets not forget the Gun Show: Gunny 2, Gunny 3 and Gunny 4, a decisive run of scrotal wrong.

And what of Crazy Eyes Sephardic Hott on the left? Sure she’s nuts and’ll ruin your credit rating and future plans, but it’d be worth it.

And tiny blonde has an absolutely shoulder suckle shoulder.

Just behind Gunny’s middle finger. It is so un-choice, in the parlance of Mr. Bueller.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Cornbread the Destroyer


Kudos to all who participated in an hilarious name contest last week for this pic of beefed up assclown and tiny latina princess hott, but the prize goes to Rage and Lust in the Times of Holbrooks for the name.

I need to do these naming contests more often. Saves me a ton of the creative heavy lifting. But it also shows off how HCwDB has the most clever, erudite and evicerating regulars who bring the power of the mock with g-force cultural critique.

But you already knew that.

This pic brings back a previous Weekly Winner, but in a new persona, and thus eligible again for mocking.

It also brings a tiny Persian Princess, whom I would save from marauding Crusaders. By lightly massaging her well toned shoulder muscles, and then crying to sleep in her laundry room.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Teddy Tatt and Maggie’s Wine Tips

At first, Teddy Tatt and Maggie just seemed like blush-wine sipping O.C. standard HCwDB.

But the composition of this pic, artistic and intriguing, prompts further examination.

And then the factors emerge that mark a Weekly:

The smug douche-face. The ginormously goofy chest tatt. The Bleethy hott with perfect boobs and sweet smile. And don’t forget the creepy pool setting and the ginormous douche-watch on Teddy Tatt.

Mmm… I’d like to Kavalier Maggie’s Klays.

Their second pic didn’t bring much more to the game, but this first pic has just the right stench of hottie/douchey to make it to the Weekly.

Tough week to cull down, as the worthy Spiderbag, Saturday Night Jerzey, Ralph Walder Lamerson and Standard Issue Vegastool all just missed the cut.

But them’s your three.

As your humble narrator groggily scratches his privates and stumbles around to find his socks, he turns it over to you. Which rises to the top/bottom of the scrotey/boobie pile?

Vote, as ever, in the comments thread.

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