Wednesday, July 1, 2009

HCwDB of the Week: Bucky and Kathy


Bucky Got made game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott.

The voters spoke, and they spoke big time for this hip-hop wiggachoad and his tanned brunette vixen:

Cheesebagger in Paradouche: This execrable coupling makes me want to punch a baby manatee in the face in front of small children. This power-taint superchoad’s nauseating presence has somehow managed to defile all of humanity in 3 simple photographs. The tats, hats, douchebracelets, Goose, tilts, Full Metal Jacket stare, gloves, plastic pants, and wife-beater have united to form a monstrous tidal wave of douche that makes me want to bleach my mind. Also, Girl From Ipanema hott should be in a shampoo commercial somewhere.

Colassus of Choads: Bucky. Easily. Look at his face

memphis doucheworkers local 421: bucky. the most inappropriate co-mingling contamination mismatch i’ve seen in years. its like mixing Macallan 25 with Mr Pibb

Chia LaDouche: Bucky FTW. A combination and rage and uncontrollable gag reflex.

Double O Douche: Bucky FTW hes a turd that snaged snatch way above his pay grade due to total douchitude.. and black gloves

Chris in ‘Bagdad: BUCKY GOT MAD GAME! And he got mad more as well, with his scroty, barely visible chin pubes, gravity defying douchehat antics, dollar store earrings, and hot hot HOTT! Bucky got it all, including the weekly!

MoeDouche: A pretty close race as every DB has adoring hotts showing off nice assets but Bucky is the DB with most to lose for he is a fugly DB. That hottie will someday wake up next to him and say to herself, ” I let THAT scrote poke my virgin ass last night!” and flee into the arms of a DB named “E-Blo”….to our delight the story repeats ad nauseam.

fastfourier: The label is still on the hat. It’s got to be Bucky.

Wheezer: what clinches it for him is his attention to the hat tilt: it’s at exactly the same angle in all three pics, no matter which hat he’s donning, and regardless of macking on Kathy Hott. I’ll bet that ubiquitous armoire is full of Axe bodyspray and other hair gel products for choadwanks.

baleen: Bucky, because he simply makes question my own existence.

Anonymous: This combination of Bucky and Kathy is so incongruous as to make me question the existence of God.

Danny Noonan: Bucky FTW. That dude makes me want to eat a porcupine dipped in Habanero Tabasco in one damn bite.

Douche Wayne: Bucky FTW. It’s his goddam Swivel Axis 19 Degree Hat Tilt that does it for me. He should be cast in an upcoming Hallmark Channel made-for-tv movie about a mentally challenged welder who rises against all odds blah blah blah blah. And yet Tanned Kathy’s smile seems . . . genuine.

Jean Claude Van Douche: The coupling of Bucky and Kathy Hott has even Caligula vomiting profusely in disgust. Bucky FTW.

this is what it sounds like when douches cry: Bucky all the way. Bucky and his hott leave me speechless. Seriously, this is a case of 27 wrongs must make a right, because he’s wrong in oh so many ways. 27, to be exact. And she’s delicious, like fondue.

Gaijindouche: Bucky, he does for douche what his predecessor, mister Fuller, did for engineering.

Tremendous comments from the always brillliant ‘bag hunters and huntresses who power this site with their mock and keep me going on a daily basis. Good work, people.

Coming in a solid second was the Vegas Ass Fondler and his two Ass Pears, The Scrotosaurus:

crazy-sexy-douche: Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus… he’s a dipshit, he can’t throw the peace sign correctly, but his lady-friend in the middle has a lower back, middle back, upper back, side-butt-cheek, shoulder, shoulder blade, neck, jaw, chin and smile that would make me punch an orphan.

Skyler: The Scrotasaurus: I always wash with Ivory Snow… and I would do so again. But The Scrotasaurus is in the way, and that makes me angry. And I would punch him. The Scrotasaurus alone makes me want to punch him for being a douchebag. And that is how I judge.

It was a worthy pic, but no match for the power of Bucky/Kathy. And, in distant third but with support, was the Shmeg Warrior:

Woman: Schmeg Warrior FTW. I want to punch him in the face and make him cry like a bitch!

Rinaldouche: Schmeg Warrior. He fights on even though he knows time is running out…and
he might miss his bus.

Well said, Soccer ‘Bag. But it was Bucky/Kathy that were far too douchey/hottie not to win this week. The everpresent anonymous takes us home:

Bucky, fo sho. can’t beat the phallic grey goose, the pimpin gloves, and his Crazy Skillz.

Kathy/Bucky for the win (loss) and ascendance (poo). Our first slot in the next Monthly is filled with a deserving HCwDB coupling. Good work, voters.

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