Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Pop Quiz: Stainy Blaine's Shirt Magic
The stain on Stainy Blaine’s shirt most closely resembles:
A. The island of Madagascar
B. The old Tri-Star Pegasus logo in mid winged gallop
C. A silkworm in mid chrysalis
D. The sweat left over after David Blaine’s latest illusion, “Being and Nothingness,” in which he stands for four days with no cameras or recording devices on him and contemplates his own irrelevance
E. Proof positive that hot brunettes like Cynthia must be blind as a f-ing bat
