Reader Mail: Chris Brown is a Douche
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Hello DB1!!
I’m relatively new to the site, but I just thought I’d drop you a line and let you know that I think it’s utterly effing GENIUS, and also to make a suggestion.
I think you should make a blog about Chris Brown for going all Ike Turner on that beautiful little flower of suckle thigh, Rihanna. Any “man” who beats up on a woman automatically qualifies as douche, especially when you do it in the public eye, no less.
Thanks for your time, DB1, as I know that the verbal smackdown of the scrote is a time consuming job 🙂 Love & Kisses from The Hell-Mouth (Staten Island)
–Frances
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I grant you that Chris Brown is a douche, Francis, but it’s important to remember that physical abuse goes beyond the realm of douchebaggery and into the land of assholery.
Douchebaggery tends to be nonviolent. A collection of aesthetic violations and clueless poseur buffoonery. That’s why I haven’t featured the dumbass Chris Brown to date. But I agree, he qualifies for douche status for silly sneaker alone.
