Monday, July 13, 2009

Teddy Tatt and Maggie's Wine Tips

With just the right hint of tangy sparkle, and the vague scent of Axe Bodyspray, Teddy Tatt and Maggie recommend the Douchetopia Zinfandel label.

Pressed in the California vineyards of Redlands and Riverside, Douchetopia Zinfandel is made from only the finest poolside grown crack-berries, and squeezed with only the tightest pink bikini tops.

As such it is so very choice.

Or what Teddy Tatt calls, “Da bomb yo.”

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