Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Buddha 'Bag


He who seeks spiritual enlightenment must realize that it can only be attained after one has prepared one’s body first. To be really douchey.

After one has experienced the ancient Chinese nipple pierce and tattooed “Fat Sack” upon one’s belly.

Only then, can one find truth upon staring at suckle thigh.

— The Buddha ‘Bag, 448 B.C.

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