Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The Long Island Redcheek
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Dave on the right? You get a nottadouche pass. Go in peace.
But Vinny? White stud belt, d-neck shirt, hand gesture and bling means we gotta ‘tag you a solid stage-3 Grieco Virus carrier.
Most perplexingly, what’s with the rosy cheeks?
Is it makeup?
Were you slapped on each side of his face with a halibut?
And finally we come to Roxanna. A fully formed and delightfully curvy figure that I would study and grope with feral intensity for a solid 30 seconds using only the hypothalamus part of my brain, before collapsing in exhaustion, and then turning on the teevee.
