Monday, July 27, 2009
The Stachebagger
You know we’re in trouble when the frost tips, shirtlessness, orangeness and white belt aren’t the creepiest thing about the Stachebagger’s mugging of the Jenny Triplets.
It’s the ‘stache.
Like El Debarge and John Oates before him, The Stachebagger is bringing the power of 1980s ‘stache with G-Force scrotal pull.
And I see you on the left, Jenny #3. Your bosom is strong with womanly power. I would paw them firmly, then graze lightly on your clavicle, then whine softly for tea time.
