Saturday, July 25, 2009
Your Saturday Smoot
What to name this annoyingly punch-worthy douche face?
One word comes to me. And that word is Smoot.
Crystal’s red tongue and barb wire tatt show worrisome signs of stage-2 to 3 douchebaguettery.
As such, I will only reluctantly drool on her boobs while chanting ancient Sanskrit poems and gargling windex.
