Friday, August 7, 2009

Ask DB1: Douchiest Car?

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Dear DB1,


Is there a vehicle that epitomizes the douche? For example, HOS Legend The Gator is very proud of his Lamborghini, which seems to exemplify the “look at me” spectacle of a douche, but I have noticed a strong affinity for Jeep Wranglers by fratbags.

Can we know a douche just by his choice of vehicle?


Keep on keeping us safe from the POS (Plague of Scrote),
— Douchelicious
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I’ve often felt that cars, as gaudy as some can get, are not strictly douchey based on make and model. Then again, cars like the Jeep Wrangler are pretty hard to excuse. What say you? Is there a car that rises (sinks) above all else to be called the douchomobile?

I’d argue that the main determinant is not the car, but the rims, bling and other assorted adouchetributes.

Blinged out rims? = autodouche.

Fancy “party lights” inside? = uberscrote.

And the air fresheners.

Find one in every car. You’ll see.

# posted by douchebag1

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