Thursday, August 27, 2009

Flonzie


Flonzie isn’t doing anything too offensive in presence of sultry brunettes.

But do not be fooled. Flonzie is “Average Choad.” Stage 1 maybe, but Average Choad nonetheless.

Pouty Tammy on the right, oh how I would lightly but with great emotion powder your bare bottom. With bosco sauce and epsom salts. And a dash of baking soda.

I would powder each cheek whilst in deep repose and pensive thought. I would meditate on the subjective limitations of the mortal coil and the crisis of modernity as I powder lightly but with persistent firmness.

And I would not forget your BFF, Patrice. She, too, would receive butt powdering. For I am egalitarian like that.

# posted by douchebag1

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